If Ramayan was on Facebook

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Some Unseen Photos of Sachin!

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Why One is 1 and Two is 2??.... Algorithms

Have you ever thought why 1 is one, 2 is two , ....?
Do you know the number 1,2,3,4,... made up based on Arabic Algorithms:
What is the logic exist in Arabic Algoriths?
its simple, logic is based on angles.

And the most interesting and intelligent of all:

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Chaplin's 3 Heart touching Statements

1. Nothing is permanent in this world,
     not even our problems. . . . !


2.The most wasted day in life,
    the day in which, we have not laughed.

3. I like walking in the rain,
    because nobody can see my tears.

so Cheer ...!!!

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World's Easiest Quiz...

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ!

(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)

 

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ?

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?

7) What was King George VI's first name ?

8) What color is a purple finch ?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?

 

Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass.
Check your answers below.

ANSWERS

 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats ?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut ?
Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ?
November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ?
Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ?
Dogs

 

7) What was King George VI's first name ?
Albert

8) What color is a purple finch ?
Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ?
New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ?
Orange (of course!)

 

What do you mean, you failed?!!

 

Me, too...!!! (And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!)

 

Pass this on to some "brilliant" friends, so that they may feel useless too!

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Bachelors !!!

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison --------------------------------------------------------------------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken --------------------------------------------------------------------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:

either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled "It really works ! "

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Late Sitting - by Narayan Murthy

 

Very Good Article on Late sitting - Email from the boss Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff: It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look.... All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race... Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors.... And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... 'What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!' This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices. Bachelors 'Passing-Time' during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do... Now what r the consequences... 'Working' (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those 'working' late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!). They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between 'sitting' late and 'working' late!!! Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours. So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family.... office is no longer a priority, family is... and That's when the problem starts... b'coz u start having commitments at home too. For your boss, the earlier 'hardworking' guy suddenly seems to become a 'early leaver' even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers... Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labelled as 'not up to it'. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on 'working' not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time. So what's the moral of the story?? * Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!! * Never put in extra time ' unless really needed ' * Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues. There are hundred other things to do in the evening.. Learn music... Learn a foreign language... Try a sport... TT, cricket......... Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town... * And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change. Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *'Life's calling, where are you??'* Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!! IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC. PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE ! Regards, NARAYAN MURTHY.

 

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Team Work !

TEAM = TOGETHER EVERYONE ACHIEVE MORE

The real meaning of team work

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THINK OUT OF BOX

 Below are the IAS Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....

 

No one will GET second chance to impress....

 

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

 

Question 1:

 

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see

three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

An old friend who once saved your life.

The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that

there could only be one passenger in your car?

 

This is a moral/ethical dilem ma that was once ac tually used as part of a

 

job application.

 

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus

you should save her first;

 

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and

this would be the perfect chance to! pay him back.

 

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming

 

up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

 

He simply answered:

 

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to

 

the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner

 

of my dreams."

 

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought

 

limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

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Question 2:

 

What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

 

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match

 

for my sister than you sir"

 

 

Question 3:

 

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke

 

up & found that you were pregnant.

 

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

 

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed

 

it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

 

 

Question 4:

 

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived

 

kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

 

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

 

He got selected.

 

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee

 

was kept before.

 

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet) Reply was

 

"TEA" ( T - alphabet)

 

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

 

 

Question 5:

 

Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?

 

People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka

 

etc...

 

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna

 

Killing N arakasura. In Dusavata ar, Krishnavatha ar comes after

 

Raa mavatha ar.

 

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

 

 

Question 6:

 

The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the

 

interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table

 

where u have kept your files."

 

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table

 

and told that this was the central point at the table.

 

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point

 

of this table, then he answers quickly that

 

"sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question

 

that u promised to ask....."

 

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. .......

 

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ... 

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IAS TOPPERS ANSWERS

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

 

A. Concrete floors are very h ard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

 

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

 

four men to build it?

 

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

 

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

 

and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

 

A. Very l arge hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

 

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

 

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

 

(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

 

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?

 

A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

 

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

 

A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

 

Q. What looks like half apple ?

 

A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

 

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?

 

A: Dinner.

 

Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?

 

A: It caused a revolution.

 

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?

 

A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

 

 

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Difference between USED vs LOVED

USED vs. LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked up a stone
and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand
and hit it many times not realizing
he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers
due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father.....
with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless;
he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions......
sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;
the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits;
choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely
life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is
that people are used while things are loved.

Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used,
People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

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Two Tough Questions

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untilnoon , used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES ......... you just killed Beethoven - Great musician,
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone!
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30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

VERY SHORT, MOST EFFECTIVE AND HOW TRUE...

30 second Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five
balls in the air. You name them - Work, Family, Health, Friends and
Spirit and you're keeping all of these in the Air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop
it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - Family, Health, Friends and Spirit -
are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably
scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be
the same. You must understand that and strive for it."

WORK EFFICIENTLY DURING OFFICE HOURS AND LEAVE ON TIME. GIVE THE
REQUIRED TIME TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS & HAVE PROPER REST.

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

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WHEN TO DRINK WATER...Valuable Information ..!!

WHEN TO DRINK WATER...Valuable Information ..!!


Valuable Information ..

Correct timing to drink water, will maximize its effectiveness on the Human body.



Two (02) glasses of water - After waking up - Helps activate internal organs

One (01) glass of water - 30 minutes before meal - Help digestion

One (01) glass of water - Before taking a bath - Helps lower blood pressure

One (01) glass of water - Before sleep - To avoid stroke or heart attack

Please pass this to the people you care about......

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We never do this because we have brains !!!!

It was a Sports Stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in a running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol,

All eight girls started running.

Hardly had they covered ten to fifteen steps,

when one of the smaller girls slipped and fell down,

Due to bruises and pain she started crying.

When the other seven girls heard the little girl cry they stopped running, stood for a while and turned back.

Seeing the girl on the track they all ran to help.

One among them bent down, picked her up and kissed her gently

And enquired as to how she was..

They then lifted the fallen girl pacifying her.

Two of them held her firmly while all seven joined hands together and walked together towards the winning post........ ..

There was pin drop silence at the spectator's stand.

Officials were shocked.

Slow claps multiplied to thousands as the spectators stood up in appreciation.

Many eyes were filled with tears

And perhaps even God's!

YES.!! This happened in Hyderabad [ INDIA ], recently!

The sport was conducted by
National Institute of Mental Health.


All these special girls had come to participate in this event

They were spastic children.

Yes, they were Mentally Challenged.

What did they teach the WORLD.?

Teamwork.?

Humanity.?

Equality among all.??

Successful people help others who are
slow in learning

So that they are not left far behind.

This is really a great message... Spread it.!


We never do this because we have brains !!!!

 

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Life is tough but it is a lot tougher when you are 'not paying attention'

Story - Students of MBBS:

 

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class.They all
gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.The Professor
started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.

The 1st is,NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY,e.g. He inserted his
finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it inhis own mouth.

Then he said them to do the same.The students hesitated for several
minutes.But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth &
then tastedit.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:

The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my Middle
fingerbut tasted the Indexfinger. Now learn to pay attention.

**Moral:*
Life is tough but it is *a lot tougher* when you are *not paying attention*

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