One liners - Definations

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

  

2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.

 

3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's.

 

4. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

 

5. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through "the minds of either".

 

6. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

 

7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in? such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece.

 

8. Tears: The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

 

9. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.

 

10. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.

 

11. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

 

12. Classic: A book which people praise but do not read.

 

13. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

 

14. Office: A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.

 

15. Yawn: The only time some married men get to open their mouth.

 

16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

 

17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

 

18. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

 

19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end allinventions.