A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.

How? The other beggar asked.

First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.

I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. So the Taj manager called the policeman, and handed me over to him.... I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.

A wonderful example of financial management indeed