A wonderful example of financial management

I had a grand dinner at Taj A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj yesterday.How? The other beggar asked.First beggar: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-, And enjoyed the dinner. When the bill came, I said, I had no money. So the Taj manager called the policeman, and handed...

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FUNDAMENTALS OF LIFE FOR TODAY.

1. Money is not everything. There's also Mastercard & Visa. 2. One should love animals.They are ...tasty too. 3. Save water. Drink beer. 4. Studying is healthy, So leave it for the sick.... 5. Books are holy. So don't touch them. 6. Love your neighbour but never get caught. 7. Everyone should marry because happiness is not the only thing in...

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NC Three-Kick Rule

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied....

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Plant the potatoes: good one

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting...

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And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in...

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Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0 Comparative Trial

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product...

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Management Lesson....!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the...

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Raffle A Dead Donkey !

A city boy, Raju, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night." Raju replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I...

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Grant you one wish

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded uabove his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic....

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Never argue with a woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'...

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Doctor recommendations : U will Like it

I love this Doctor Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster....

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Pakistan and US true allies

Mohammed, a Pakistani child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA) "What is your name?" - asked the teacher. "Mohammed". . .. - answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" - asked his mother....

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Obama's Presidential Car....!!!!

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Wife is a Wife.

A Wife is a Wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |...

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Religious Indian

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied 'Because he kept saying - Hurry...

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A to Z

OK We all know what ABCD is... ABCD = American Born Confused Desi. so how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ?s American Based Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkar Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhand Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful. .....dare to beat th...

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TWO EYES

Do you know the relation between two eyes? They never see each other....... ... BUT They blink together They move together They cry together They see things together They sleep together They share a very deep bonded relationship However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not. Moral of the story:          ...

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Congrats to all Indians !

Good news to all of us. UNESCO announces INDIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM as the BEST National Anthem in the World. Jana gana mana adhinayaka jaya heBharata bhagya vidhataPunjab Sindhu Gujarat MaarathaDravida Utkal BangaVindhya Himachal Yamuna Ganga Uchchala...

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Self appraisal Good One

Good One - A BEAUTIFUL STORY        A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cashcounter of a  store and dialed a number.       The store-owner observed and listened to the  conversation:        Boy     : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? ...

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What is Appraisal ????..........

Is it like working hard full year & finding yourself at the same position where you started...

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Malayalee in an interview

Beating the employment trap: Enjoy it Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.  5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One of them is Jose from Kerala Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Jose says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA,...

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Mind your Manners while flying

Tame the shrew in you – watch your Etiquettes while travelling  Business Travel Etiquette Rules and Tips to Follow on Airplanes Business travel etiquette rules and tips are applicable for everyone who travels on airplanes. Too frequently, business travelers and others who violate these etiquette rules diminish the overall airline...

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NECK EXERCISE!!

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Ramayana by Bill Gates...

When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from Atal Behari Vajpayee. After, returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary.A Tabloid in US got a copy of his writings. These are excerpts from his diary. Ramayana by Bill Gates... LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED...

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Sachin Tendulkar First Interview

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Three envelopes!

Sometime after a man died, his widow, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "He thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, he called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. 'Honey,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead,...

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Jeena isi ka naam hai

"Bhaiyyon aur Behanon. Today in our studios we have a well known personality from Bollywood, Ms Lisa Chopra. Who has not heard of Lisa ? Actually no one apart from her family cares for the answer but that is not the point. She set the industry alight with her debut film "Mere Dost ki Biwi Truck Driver ke saath Bhag gayin". She filmed such immortal...

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What Happens in Heaven

This is one of the nicest e-mails I have seen and is so true: I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to GOD said in prayer are Received..' I...

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Pappu ki Kavita

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife Non-happening thi jo uski life Pappu ko na milta tha aaram Office main karta kaam hi kaam Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline Kaam to karwate the roz till nine Pappu bhi banna chata tha best Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest Din raat karta wo boss ki...

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Sharpen Your AXE

Once upon a time there was a strong woodcutter who asked for a job to a timber merchant and got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he was supposed to work. The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees."Congratulations,"the...

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Whats W W W ???

(Extracts from a magazine) This article is about “WWW”! No, no, no, no………………., it is not the usual stuff called “World Wide Web”!!!! Any guesses????? Well, could it be “World of Wealth & War”???? Or is it “Whine With Wine” ??? Nay ;) Ok, last guess! Is it, by any chance, “What a Wonderful Wife!!!!” Sorry, not again, but of course, somewhere...

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The Wisdom of the Sands

A stream, from its source in far away mountains passing through every kind and description of countryside at last reaches the sands of the desert.Just as it had crossed every other barrier, the stream tried to cross this one too.But it found that as it flowed into the sands, its waters simply disappeared. It was convinced however, that its destiny...

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Something for u my dear friend…………

Charles Plumb was a U.S. Navy jet pilot in Vietnam. After 75 combat missions, his plane was destroyed by a surface-to-air missile. Plumb ejected and parachuted into enemy hands. He was captured and spent 6 years in a communist Vietnamese prison. He survived the ordeal and now lectures on lessons learned from that experience. One day, when Plumb and...

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If Ramayan was on Facebook

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Some Unseen Photos of Sachin!

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Why One is 1 and Two is 2??.... Algorithms

Have you ever thought why 1 is one, 2 is two , ....? Do you know the number 1,2,3,4,... made up based on Arabic Algorithms: What is the logic exist in Arabic Algoriths? its simple, logic is based on angles. And the most interesting and intelligent...

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Chaplin's 3 Heart touching Statements

1. Nothing is permanent in this world,      not even our problems. . . . ! 2.The most wasted day in life,     the day in which, we have not laughed. 3. I like walking in the rain,     because nobody can see my tears. so Cheer ......

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World's Easiest Quiz...

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!)   1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific...

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