And then the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **** My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in...

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Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0 Comparative Trial

Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product...

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Management Lesson....!!

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the...

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Raffle A Dead Donkey !

A city boy, Raju, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for Rs 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night." Raju replied: "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said: "Can't do that. I...

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Grant you one wish

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded uabove his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic....

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Never argue with a woman

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'...

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Doctor recommendations : U will Like it

I love this Doctor Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster....

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Pakistan and US true allies

Mohammed, a Pakistani child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio (USA) "What is your name?" - asked the teacher. "Mohammed". . .. - answered the kid. "You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," -replied the teacher. In the evening, Mohammed returned home. "How was your day, Mohammed?" - asked his mother....

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Obama's Presidential Car....!!!!

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Wife is a Wife.

A Wife is a Wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |...

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Religious Indian

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om Hari Om Hari Om. When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?' They replied 'Because he kept saying - Hurry...

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A to Z

OK We all know what ABCD is... ABCD = American Born Confused Desi. so how about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ?s American Based Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkar Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhand Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful. .....dare to beat th...

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TWO EYES

Do you know the relation between two eyes? They never see each other....... ... BUT They blink together They move together They cry together They see things together They sleep together They share a very deep bonded relationship However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not. Moral of the story:          ...

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