Friday, February 26, 2010

Remember to put the Glass Down .....Dont miss to read this!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope this SMALL story makes a BIG change Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?" '50gms!' ..... '100gms!' .....'125gms'...
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great Thoughts -- Dont Miss !!!!!

I think these are great thoughts..... We love ourselves even after doing many mistakes. Then how can we hate others for their one mistake. Think before you hate someone or hate yourself. Swimming along the flow is effortless but swimming against it needs effort. Don't go the way life takes you, but take life the way you wanna go. Dare to be different....
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

It's called Mindset!!

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby...
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Monday, February 22, 2010

What is Effective Communication? ?

Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Priest, may I smoke while I pray?But the Priest says, "No, my son, you may not. That's utter disrespect to our religion."Jack goes back to his friend...
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Friday, February 19, 2010

What is the correct way of eating fruits?

 EATING FRUIT... It's long but very informative � We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat. � What is the correct way of eating fruits? � IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE...
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Tumhare paas kya hai...!!!

Must Read............Senior Manager working in an MNC,as usual after lunch goes to thecafeteria for coffee.He relaxes in canteen.He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.He calls him. Senior Manager Asks canteen boy ( Ravi Pujari):How much do you earn?Canteen boy smiles...Senior Manager-what are your...
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Performance Appraisal Report

Attention: Human ResourcesM. Scott, my assistant programmer, can always be foundhard at work in his cubicle. Joe works independently, withoutwasting company time talking to colleagues. Scott never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he alwaysfinishes given assignments on time. Often Scott takes extendedmeasures to complete his work,...
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Did you have a fight with your wife?

Santa walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of the strongest thing you've got." He takes the shot glass and knocks it back. He then asks for another one and knocks that on back, too. After about five or six of these the bartender decides that he's going to cut the guy off. Bartender says to Santa, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Did...
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5 Behaviors of Manipulative People

Many of us like to think the best of people. We like to think that they shoot straight and are forthright in their intentions. We also like to believe that they will ask for what they want and not resort to crazy tactics to get it. Unfortunately, however, there are times when we come across those who will do whatever it takes to get what they want…including...
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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese Legend... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner &...
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Do Bosses know their Staff?

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Monday, February 15, 2010

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi. 3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi.4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi....
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Thursday, February 11, 2010

One liners - Definations

1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.  2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gains her master's. 4. Divorce: Future...
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How Smart is your right foot?

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Microsoft's Calculator Failed

Microsoft's Calculator Failed in following calculation. Go to Start-->Run-->type Calc. and Check the following... . 2704/50 =  54.08                       Works Fine 2704/51 =  53.01960784            Works Fine 2704/52 =  try yourself  ...
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Friday, February 5, 2010

New Year Resolutions for kids

21 Healthy New Year's Resolutions for Kids The following New Year tips are from the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP). Please feel free to use them in any print or broadcast story, with appropriate attribution of source. PreschoolersI will clean up my toys.I will brush my teeth twice a day, and wash my hands after going to the bathroom and...
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ATTITUDE

    ATTITUDE IS WHAT  LIFE  IS  ALL  ABOUT.......1. SOLDIER : SIR  WE ARE SURROUNDED  FROM  ALL  SIDES  BY ENEMIES ,  MAJOR : EXCELLENT !  WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.2. EVERY ONE  KNOWS  ABOUT  ALEXANDER  GRAHAM BELL  WHO  INVENTED THETELEPHONE, BUT  HE...
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Lunch With God

A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to whereGod lived, so he packed his suitcase with a bag of potato chips and asix-pack of root beer and started his journey.When he had gone about three blocks, he met an old woman. She wassitting in the park, just staring at some pigeons. The boy sat downnext to her and opened his suitcase....
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Define BIRTHDAY...

Fantastic answer by Dr Kalam to a question asked at the BBC,                Define BIRTHDAY.... .....   Answer = the only day in your life, when you cried and your Mother was smiling..... .........  ...
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DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS

DID YOU EVER THINK LIKE THIS!!!Do you know? a human body can bear only upto 45 Del (unit) of pain. But at the time of giving birth, a woman feels upto 57 Del of Pain. This is similar to 20 bones getting fractured at a time!!!! LOVE UR MOM... God couldn't be everywhere and therefore he made Mothers... THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON...
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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Get your "Address Proof" card

Many working peoples often shift their houses. For them, it is difficult toproduce an address proof issued by Govt with latest address. Our India post (post office) has come up with a solution. Now you can get an Address proof along with your photo from India post.Since the ID proof is issued by India post which is a central government organization,...
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